Funny Stories

Know any Funny Stories? Lol

Yes, yes i do

there was a horse and he walks into a bar and the barman says why the long face?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i also have one

once there was a man walking by a cafe
one man says omg he is a famous penguin
the other one says not again he is the 20 billionth one you called a famous penguin

Oh ya!

Once there was... CP. Millywily went on there every day. Got bored. Went to Night Club. Dancing and accidentaley fell down secret speakerinto pool!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!?!
Anyone with me?

Winks~
Millywily~

yah alot lol you rock jc4x4

-One day it was a little teddy bear that fell down the stairs-


-Did you like it?

-No

-The bear neither

LOL

~The Mmv~

Hahaha FUNNY

lol

I have a funny story, There was a penguin that went into the night club and shot himself in his leg, remind you of any football player???

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I Once Never Knew About ClubPenguin Till It Cam Out! Lol!

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~ClubPenguin800

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~ClubPenguin800

Cool ones! lol

~The Mmv~

i have a short funny story
2 men walk in to a bar
if u dont get it (think outside of the box)

I have a blond joke But i don't won't to afeand anyone

Lol i have no joke....:p

i do sum dude robed a wal-mart with a starer pistol (no bullets) cops showed up, he said he was going to shoot cops knew that it was a starer pistol, cops takled him, he went to jail,
didn't pass go, didn't collect 200 dollers lol

ok one day a penguin walked upstair of the night club the lights went out the penguin thought he was bline he thought he was walking twards the generator that botton he walk to it but fell down the stars and hit a mod and the mod bann him for 5 years (five years later)


he cam back and walked over to the sewer around christmas time and fell down and cause an exsplosion and the doors were blocked and he was floaded with water and died and had an happy ever after the end

LOL SORA THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!

That's funny! I started laughing! LOL!






~Pinkpearl841~

Join my story contest! It can be fake or real! I'm looking for your grammar and imagination! Pm the story to me and the prize is that you can be buddies with me on cp and cpt! And I'll post a topic about you!

Lol.....

funny stories